My Apologies On Behalf of My Daughter

So apparently my darling baby girl appreciates accessories so much so that she wrestled some or all of the babies (I missed that detail, but one is enough to astound me) to the ground to take away their pacifiers and headbands in Sunday school today. I think there are a few ways to see this:

• She is helping to break the children of their pacifiers.
• She wants to wear the bows since her Daddy doesn’t like for her to wear them because they make her look too girly. (One day he’ll wake up and realize that she’s A GIRL!)
•  She is a big mean bully.

I prefer options 1 and 2. And I apologize on behalf of my daughter if she made your child cry today.

Here’s my bully of a babe after church (in the shirt I made her, thank you very much) coming after me. You can see it in her eyes -- “Mom, I’m taking you dooowwwn!” Y’all, don’t mess with this chick.